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[ganuganu]

got this joke in another forum want to share with you guys..

The value of a Catholic Education and a 2 $ pencil

Little Susie was not the best student in catholic school. Usually she slept through the class.

One day her teacher (a Nun) called on her while she was sleeping
Tell me Susie who created the Universe?
when Susie did not stir little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

God Almighty" shouted Susie

The Nun said very good and continued teaching her class.

A little later the Nun asked Susie "Who is our Lord and Savior?"

But Susie did not stir from her slumber .Once again Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the but

"Jesus Christ" shouted Susie .

and the Nun once again said "Very Good" and Susie fell asleep again

The Nun asked her a third question
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty Third child ?"

Again Johnny came to her rescue .This time Susie jumped up and shouted

" If you stick that damn thing into me one more time ,I will break it in half

The Nun Fainted